This Is REALLY Scary !!

[coachman]

Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was
a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the
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by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then
suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
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> Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
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> He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
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> clearly....It was a coffin.
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> Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started
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> He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
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> The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he
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> He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .
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> Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was
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> Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through
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> In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could
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> The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
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> In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom
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[lilacgirlie]

I may have to hurt you now!!!!!

LOL

;D

[mazzerati]

very funny