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Post by coachman on Apr 1, 2009 20:06:44 GMT
Well I have warned her many a time - but Willow will keep using my man-size shredder Today, the fates were against her though.
I came home tonight, only to find her totally distraught because while using my shredder yet again,the lucky charm on her bracelet got caught in the grinder Not only was it well mangled but Willow thought for a brief moment that her entire arm was endangered. This in turn would mean a reduction in Waffling on the bayweb (until a prosthetic arm could be fitted)
You will be pleased to hear that the shredder seized up before her arm was devoured - but perhaps now Willow will empty her own machine and not keep using mine
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Post by WillowTheWhisp on Apr 1, 2009 20:16:33 GMT
He's exaggerating. (a bit) I was merely pinned to the shredder which grabbed me by the bracelet as I attempted to shred some documents. I tried to lift my hand away but couldn't. I was well and truly attached to the shredder! So I put it into reverse which released me and a slightly worse for wear bracelet.
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Post by accykeef on Apr 4, 2009 6:47:04 GMT
Some things should be kept at arms length - maybe Willow is one of them.
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Post by lifeboat1721 on Apr 4, 2009 17:49:05 GMT
Does it come up to "elf and safety" Standards It sounds as though it may be time for a replacement, so that you can't put "Arms" in
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Post by WillowTheWhisp on Apr 6, 2009 17:19:58 GMT
It sounds as though it may be time for a replacement, For a minute there I thought you were giing him ideas about replacing me!! ;D We did once have a shredder with warnings on the top about not getting your tie caught in it (and bizzarly not shredding your baby!) but I've never seen a bracelet warning.
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Post by lifeboat1721 on Apr 7, 2009 12:26:17 GMT
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Post by WillowTheWhisp on Apr 8, 2009 14:15:52 GMT
Bet it couldn't have shredded my bracelet either then. ;D
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